To make you feel better about your financial situation...

This lady owes $555,000 (US, not Zimbabwean) in student loan debt. If I were her, I'd pick up and run off to the Bahamas, or Switzerland, or Iran, or anywhere else without an extradition treaty - although I guess her dad cosigned so she'll have to take him too. I have nothing informative to say about this at all, but that really really sucks.