Shoes vs. Butts

Alternative voice-overs:
"You are an object, you should stand on a lovely pedestal."
"The next best thing to running in stilletos."
"Because straight care about shoes more than butts..."

Nuts NUTS!

I am partial to Mad Men, but those Mad Men style ads during the show (at least when recorded) drive me nuts.  Nuts! Anyone know what I'm talking about, or am I nuts?

My diaper is full... full of chic.

IPad: Will it Blend?

Yes it will blend.

If I Write Tampon in the Title No Guy Will Read This

Annoyed by silly euphamistic tampon ads full of women in white spandex doing yoga? So, apparently, are the makers of those ads and the products they sell.